Ever since his debut, Braun Strowman has done a lot of incredible/crazy/unbelievable things.
- He appeared to commit murder via ambulance
- He nearly crushed Brock Lesnar and Kane under tons of scaffolding that he pulled down via a perfectly thrown grappling hook
- He flipped a production truck on its side
- He inadvertently created one of the best catchphrases in years
And on last night’s episode of Raw, he added to his list of OMG moments by bashing a double bass over the back of Elias.
I loved everything about this segment. And it got me thinking that Braun should smash more giant things.
Without further ado, here are five giant things Braun Strowman should destroy next.
A 72-Ounce Steak
There’s no doubt in my mind that Braun Strowman could destroy a 72-ounce steak – after all, he once said that he eats 12,000 calories a day. The next time WWE is in or near Amarillo, Texas, they should get The Big Texan State Ranch to send over their famous 72-ounce “Texas King” steak. I’m guessing Braun likes his steak medium-rare.
The Hardy Compound
The Hardy compound is massive, and that puts it at risk for getting Braun’s hands. Not only that, but the compound is located in Braun’s home state of North Carolina – and the Tar Heel State is not big enough for the both of them. Besides, I wouldn’t mind seeing Braun destroy that horrendous lawn “art.”
A Rocket Ship
Rocket ships have come back into vogue, so the logical next step is to have Braun destroy one. Sure, it would probably be expensive as hell for WWE, but they used to destroy super expensive cars and pieces of equipment all the time. Besides, I’m sure Vince McMahon has the resources to find an unused rocket somewhere; the President of the United States is a WWE Hall of Famer.
The Women’s Elimination Chamber
Braun and Alexa Bliss, a.k.a. Team Little Big, have amazing chemistry in the Mixed Match Challenge, and it’s my opinion that WWE should bring their partnership over to Raw. If Alexa were to start inside one of the pods in the upcoming women’s Elimination Chamber match, it would be pretty great if her pod “malfunctioned” and Braun had to run in and break her out. Unfortunately, because she’s the champion Alexa probably won’t start in a pod – but it’d still be funny if Braun helped her break out somehow.
A Monster Truck
Yes, Braun has already destroyed a truck. But he’s the Monster Among Men, so it’s only fitting that he destroys a monster truck. Better yet, have him officially retire the Undertaker at WrestleMania by giving him the Roman Reigns-ambulance treatment inside the most famous monster truck of all: Grave Digger. Make it happen, Vince.
What other giant things would you like to see Braun destroy? Share them in the thoughts and comments below!